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| Ma dov'è il 3D? |
Roma : " I viaggi di Gulliver " è sempre stata secondo me una delle fiabe più belle mai scritte in assoluto e per questo da amante del cinema quale sono mi sono chiesto spesso durante questi anni come mai ancora nessuno avesse pensato di realizzarne una trasposizione cinematografica di questa favola rivisitata in chiave moderna; tutto questo fino all'anno scorso, quando Jack Black decided to fund and act in the film that would tell the known events of the character was born from the pen of Jonathan Swift . Upon hearing the news I thought Jack Black Gulliver + + 3D = ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE! but in spite of myself, after seeing him yesterday, I am compelled to write that "The Fantastic Gulliver's Travels" have absolutely nothing fantastic but the price: 11 € for the projection in 3D! It is precisely why I want to start talking: the 3D today is the biggest legalized scam movie exists! but why sell a movie in 3D when the third dimension in two-hour film there is no trace? this is absurd! I swear there is no 3D nothing and you miss it just because you're forced to wear those ridiculous glasses and pay the ticket because it 4 € more! and believe me to say if this is a fan of 3D-enhanced like me then it's truth! as it is true that 90% of the movies that sell in 3D are false, it remains the sole exception of Avatar that was really well done, when the 3D is only suitable for the animated film (and unfortunately not all) then try not to get fooled. That said the film can be summed up in two words: boring and banal! for more than an hour you can expect a plot twist, an acceleration, a bit of movement that never. Any average viewer will be able to predict the next move is obvious as the plot (non-existent) and it pains me to admit it, not just the presence of Jack Black to make the film enjoyable or interesting enough, and indeed love him at all costs to put an electric guitar in hand to use his facial expressions and knows he saw and reviewed at some point it becomes almost frustrating! Jack Black loves rock and pick everyone knows by now, so just please! finally add just one thing: a movie like this you expect of funny gags, jokes and lots of healthy fun intelligent, well forget all that, the only thing that you should expect are the yawns!
Maria NB I pointed out that this film is not suitable for viewers who have more than 12 years!
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